Tuesday, September 7, 2010
ULTIMATE WALL OF SHAMER!!!
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Bobby Goldsboro
This 60's song writer is talented...I mean really talented. Goldsboro not only created the unforgettable "Honey" and "Wind Beneath My Wings" and "Behind Closed Doors", but has also maintained his simple yet striking stache. You may be asking, what's so special about this guy's stache, it's just a stache? Nay, my friends. Bobby already has a flawless head of flowing locks, you see, not to mention his delicately trimmed brows. But what completes this Goldsboro look of perfection? His simple upper lip fur, unobstructed by side burns or beard growth. It doesn't end there ladies and gents (although the moustache is all I need). Goldsboro, to my recent knowledge, is a fantastic painter. Who knew!? And then, to top off his awesomeness, Bobby wrote and produced a TV series called "The Swamp Critters of the Lost Lagoon", in which he displays to our youth the importance of environmentalism. I'm sorry but any time swamp critters, "behind closed doors", and a stache of such perfection are associated with one man, I'm inclined to call that man remarkable.
Monday, February 8, 2010
Honorable Mention #1
I know not your name, oh bearer of the handlebar nipple stache, and I know nothing you've done with your life, but I do reward this stache creation which you've artistically extended to curl around your nipples. If only every many had your devotion to mos and creativity, imagine the what the world could look like! Good sir, if you do nothing with your life, you'll have at least received this recognition; and for us, that is more than enough.
Allen Wilford Brimley

Thursday, February 4, 2010
Chris Cornell

Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Roland Glen Fingers
It seems appropriate that the primary recipient of the Remarkable Moustache Award go to the one, and only, Rollie Fingers.
This MLB pitcher waxed up his hot handlebar forcing Oakland Athletics owner to fork over $300 (who offered the bonus to the man who grew the best maintained facial hair). Fingers' moustache influenced Finley, the owner, to initiate "Moustache Day", in which customers to the ball-park were granted free admission just for having a moustache! Hell yes, my friends!
Mr. Fingers and his well-fingered stache, I must note, are an inseparable pair. In fact, while playing for the Brewers, Rollie was offered a contract with the Cincinnatti Reds in the late 80's. The owner of the Reds at the time, Marge Schott, required that her players be clean shaven. Apparently, Mr. Fingers responded to this demand with: "Well you tell Marge Schott to shave her Saint Bernard, and I'll shave my moustache"; and word has it, Fingers still has this super stache today.
Roland G. Fingers: you are not only a World Series MVP, possessor of one of the coolest names ever, and now a Remarkable Moustache owner, but also an advocate for moustache loyalists every where. I commend both you and your legendary stache, sir.
Monday, February 1, 2010
Moustaches?! But why!?
Let's face it. Who hasn't, at least once, commented (to yourself or others) on the excellence that was one stranger's stache? For men, the moustache is mature, rugged, professional, sexy, and maybe in pursuance of your up and coming vintage pornography career. As for women, such as myself, we too admire these same qualities exemplified by the male facial fur (which we ascertain are characteristics that all men with moustaches possess, because if not--you should shave it, it's rude and misleading). Regardless, here at Remarkable Moustaches, no moustache will go unnoticed.
DISCLAIMER: Women with moustaches have been omitted from the previous post because that's gross--fix it ladies.
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